Everybody has their own version of the perfect bathroom. Some include a shower curtain or multiple shower curtain. Others include more lavish items such as gold, Jacuzzis, and a ridiculous assortment of other posh items. Imagine what the bathrooms of millionaires look like. Nobody honestly believes that a multimillionaire would have the same style of restroom as somebody in normal economic circumstances. Well, this is the guide to the rich person’s restroom and what they probably (okay, most likely don’t) look like.

No millionaire’s bathroom is complete without the stereotypical item that every person imagines the opulent and wealthy having, a golden toilet. While many people work under the assumption that such a ludicrous item doesn’t exist, it simply has to. There has to be some person out there that is eccentric enough to build themselves a toilet out of gold. Failing that, there are certainly millionaires with toilets that are made out of silver, because that would be the next option. In these hard economic times maybe that’s all some poor rich man could afford. Due to what must be an next to nothing in terms of demand, the company that produces such a toilet must be really, really hard to find.
Next to the toilet of course is another stereotypical item that one would expect a millionaire to have, a roll of toilet paper consisting of one dollar bills. In research testing the one dollar bill proved to be more comfortable than the leading brand of bathroom tissue. The extremely wealthy are of course wealthy in the first place because of their hatred and distrust for saving and financial shrewdness so the “dollar bill toilet paper” is certainly not just the random musings of bored minds.
Today’s millionaire works extremely hard to make their millions of course, and with how absurd and silly all the new taxes on the wealthy are there is nothing more necessary to a wealthy person’s bathroom than a personal masseuse. The masseuse is of course on standby at all times and must be of Scandinavian descent and have at least ten years worth of training in her field. She must be versed in many different kinds of massage therapy. Going along with the European theme generated by the Scandinavian masseuse there is also an adjoining room attaching with a sauna to sweat off the trials and tribulations of a hard day at work. It is of course ridiculously hard to become and stay a millionaire in the new era of quasi communist America so relaxing in the sauna is important once a day.

Many people have imagined what a millionaire’s bathroom is like. While it seems logical to think that they’re fairly close to that of normal people, that idea doesn’t sit well with a lot of people. People for some reason have the superseding compulsion to feel that the wealthier the person the more absurd their restroom. So, in order to put those people’s minds to rest the bathroom detailed in the preceding paragraphs is completely real and by law set up in every person’s house once they reach a certain level of savings in their bank account.